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theheadtheheartthetardis:

potterwholockchristmas:

nayx:

Why am I awake who summoned me

Maybe that means your soul mate is thinking about you

My soul mate needs to go the fuck to sleep

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bogleech:

silvertrench:

where do I start

There are ten things wrong here and Ash was fooled by eleven of them.

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masters-littleone:

rosaxios:

strangelybeautifulworld:

I laughed so hard

thats the spirit

*giggles* every time… every time haha

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feithne:

I was sitting in the library doing my homework one day when a group of thugs entered and approached me. One smiled gently and reached a hand out to me. “It’s time,” he said solemnly. “The thug life has chosen you.”

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lemonyanemone:

So this was posted on the bulletin board at school

lemonyanemone:

So this was posted on the bulletin board at school

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WELCOME TO SEA WORLD YOU LITTLE FUCKERS

WELCOME TO SEA WORLD YOU LITTLE FUCKERS

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Three years later and Kris Jenner still doesn’t understand caller ID.

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0just1zeroes0and1ones0:

Some men just want to watch the world burn.

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stand-up-comic-gifs:

Kumail Nanjiani

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